No, I'm not talking about dancing with the police, although I do have a regular salsa buddy who is a former officer. I'm talking about Blues dancing, something I never heard of until last Friday, when I took a lesson -- and put it into practice.
"So, what exactly is this dance form? " the uninitiated (You?) might be asking.
My answer, which is the only one you'll receive here, is that it is three parts swing, one part slink, and some other parts of whatever the heck you want to throw into the mix. The music, especially if you like blues (as I do), is great. My only problem with the dancing is that the most prevalent way to execute it is for the couple to be plastered against each other, which leads to a sense of closeness and intimacy that I just don't want with any man with whom I don't plan to have babies.
A case in point: A late arrival to the session (who'd missed the lesson) was able to manage some of the slinkier movements and then he began to put his own moves on me. Although the results were not what he had in mind, I've got to give him credit for his line(s) , which went something like this:
He: My first ex-wife was a psychologist for (the same school system you work for).
I: What did your second ex-wife do?
He: She was a Harvard-educated professor of Buddhism (at a local university).
I: How about you third ex-wife?
He: That would be you....
No, it wouldn't.
I'm going back to salsa.